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The Eye Maximum Madness / Foil Grabbing Maniac
Posts : 1445 Join date : 2008-05-17 Age : 30 Location : Salami Producers Catering Association
| Subject: Random Stuff 3 Thu Nov 20, 2008 10:41 pm | |
| A sack-a-teammate based deck for no reason at all, inclusive with some flavor text: Redistribute Instant As an additional cost to play Redistribute, target teammate loses 3 life. Redistribute deals 3 damage to target creature or player. Jonathan's Miracle Instant Prevent the next 3 damage that would be dealt to each teammate this turn. Once every 100 years, Jonathan does something useful. Okay, not that useful...Mind Reader2 1/2 Creature - Human Wizard Whenever a teammate leaves play, you may draw a card. Goblin Leader1 2/2 Creature - Goblin Warrior Pay 2 life: Goblin Leader gets +1/+0 until end of turn. Only your teammates may play this ability. Uh, little help?Last Throttle Sorcery Target teammate loses the game. Put X 1/1 white flying Spirit creature tokens into play, where X is that player’s life total. “Sorry, won’t happen again.” — Jonathan | |
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The Eye Maximum Madness / Foil Grabbing Maniac
Posts : 1445 Join date : 2008-05-17 Age : 30 Location : Salami Producers Catering Association
| Subject: Re: Random Stuff 3 Thu Nov 20, 2008 10:50 pm | |
| Jonathan's Favourite6 0/3 Creature - Tetravite Citizen Jonathan’s Favourite attacks each turn if able. When Jonathan’s Favourite comes into play, you may sacrifice any number of teammates. For each temmate sacrificed this way, you may put a copy of Jonathan’s Favourite into play. “Sorry, but I really wanted to get this out. It’s pretty cool, huh?” — JonathanAirborne Advisor3 2/2 Creature - Faerie Wizard Flying , Remove the top X cards of target teammate’s library from the game: Look at the top X cards of your library, then put them back in any order. Annoying Move Instant Annoying Move can’t be played unless a teammate left play since your last turn ended. Target creature is unblockable this turn. “A bit late now, isn’t it?” — MultipleJonathan the Maher 4 0/3 Legendary Artifact Creature - Myr Affinity for Demon Angel Squirrel Faeries, Defender , Sacrifice a teammate: Until end of turn, you can’t lose the game and opponents can’t win the game. "Wait, I think I can win..."Jonathan's Curse 7 Enchantment - Aura Enchant player You can't win the game if you control no opponents. Enchanted player is your teammate.
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The Eye Maximum Madness / Foil Grabbing Maniac
Posts : 1445 Join date : 2008-05-17 Age : 30 Location : Salami Producers Catering Association
| Subject: Re: Random Stuff 3 Thu Nov 20, 2008 10:55 pm | |
| Scavenge Soul1 Instant You gain life equal to the amount of life your teammates lost this turn. “Thanks!” — JonathanOne-Headed Giant5 4/5 Creature - Giant Warrior Trample If you are playing two-headed giant and you would lose the game, instead your teammate loses the game and your life total becomes 10. Backstabbing3 Enchantment At the beginning of youp upkeep, sacrifice Backstabbing unless you force a teammate to become your opponent. 1 : Gain control of target permanent if its controller used to be your teammate, but is now your opponent. Jonathan's Goons 4/3 Artifact Creature - Myr Jonathan’s Goons can’t attack unless you pay 2 for each teammate you control. 2, : Add to your mana pool. Each teammate loses 4 life. They figured that they could burn those nice, helpful people if things got desperate. But then again, their definition of ‘desperate’ was slightly different... | |
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The Eye Maximum Madness / Foil Grabbing Maniac
Posts : 1445 Join date : 2008-05-17 Age : 30 Location : Salami Producers Catering Association
| Subject: Re: Random Stuff 3 Thu Nov 20, 2008 11:02 pm | |
| I think I'll do Chris next... Chris1 */* Legendary Creature - Human Wizard Chris's power and toughness are each equal to the number of rare permanents you control. Rare spells you play cost 2 less to play. | |
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The Eye Maximum Madness / Foil Grabbing Maniac
Posts : 1445 Join date : 2008-05-17 Age : 30 Location : Salami Producers Catering Association
| Subject: Re: Random Stuff 3 Thu Nov 20, 2008 11:06 pm | |
| Pricy Tutor1 Sorcery Search your library for a rare card, reveal it, and put it into your hand. Then shuffle your library. Trade Me Trade Off1 Instant Choose one - Remove target common creature from the game; or target creature gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is its Wizard's Cupboard price in US dollars, rounded up. "Darn!" - WilliamRare Folder4 Artifact Whenever a rare comes into play, you may draw a card. | |
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The Eye Maximum Madness / Foil Grabbing Maniac
Posts : 1445 Join date : 2008-05-17 Age : 30 Location : Salami Producers Catering Association
| Subject: Re: Random Stuff 3 Thu Nov 20, 2008 11:09 pm | |
| Vizzerdrixinize1 Instant Target dirty creature becomes a 0/1 Beast until end of turn. | |
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The Eye Maximum Madness / Foil Grabbing Maniac
Posts : 1445 Join date : 2008-05-17 Age : 30 Location : Salami Producers Catering Association
| Subject: Re: Random Stuff 3 Thu Nov 20, 2008 11:36 pm | |
| Embellish Instant Until end of turn, each permanent you control is rare. Yoink!2 Enchantment - Aura Enchant rare permanent You control enchanted permanent. | |
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Rincewind Forum Wizzard
Posts : 994 Join date : 2008-05-16 Age : 32 Location : Unseen University, Ankh-Morpork
| Subject: Re: Random Stuff 3 Fri Nov 21, 2008 5:12 am | |
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The Eye Maximum Madness / Foil Grabbing Maniac
Posts : 1445 Join date : 2008-05-17 Age : 30 Location : Salami Producers Catering Association
| Subject: Re: Random Stuff 3 Sat Nov 22, 2008 8:19 am | |
| Stunted Growth Instant Target creature gets +1/-2 until end of turn. Shunting Season3 Enchantment Effects that would increase the toughness of a creature you control increase the power of that creature's power instead. If you would make a cup of coffee, make two cups of coffee instead. Coffee Boost1 Enchantment - Aura Enchant Creature Enchanted Creature has " , Make a cup of coffee: Until end of turn, mana symbols are replaced with mana symbols. Who's next? | |
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Akuri_Mitsu Santa's favourite recipient
Posts : 1012 Join date : 2008-05-19 Age : 30 Location : AT MY HOME :D:D:D
| Subject: milo Mon Nov 24, 2008 11:51 pm | |
| Milo Boost 2 Milk mana Make a milo target creature gets the sugary mess at the bottem tiped on them NO MORE MILK 0 Target player gets blamed for the lack of milk NO MORE FOOD 0 Max gets blamed for the lack of food "And i thought jonnathan was the fat one" | |
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The Eye Maximum Madness / Foil Grabbing Maniac
Posts : 1445 Join date : 2008-05-17 Age : 30 Location : Salami Producers Catering Association
| Subject: Re: Random Stuff 3 Wed Nov 26, 2008 5:27 am | |
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Rincewind Forum Wizzard
Posts : 994 Join date : 2008-05-16 Age : 32 Location : Unseen University, Ankh-Morpork
| Subject: Re: Random Stuff 3 Wed Nov 26, 2008 5:57 am | |
| Well, No more food is reasonably accurate, but the other ones...meh. | |
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The Eye Maximum Madness / Foil Grabbing Maniac
Posts : 1445 Join date : 2008-05-17 Age : 30 Location : Salami Producers Catering Association
| Subject: Re: Random Stuff 3 Wed Nov 26, 2008 10:04 pm | |
| Wow, emoticons can say so much, a smily truly is worth more than a hundred words... | |
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The Eye Maximum Madness / Foil Grabbing Maniac
Posts : 1445 Join date : 2008-05-17 Age : 30 Location : Salami Producers Catering Association
| Subject: Re: Random Stuff 3 Fri Dec 26, 2008 2:08 am | |
| Return of The Heavyweights 3 Instant Put a 5/5 Giant creature token into play for each creature that left play this turn. | |
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Akuri_Mitsu Santa's favourite recipient
Posts : 1012 Join date : 2008-05-19 Age : 30 Location : AT MY HOME :D:D:D
| Subject: Re: Random Stuff 3 Tue Dec 30, 2008 12:24 am | |
| K.O 1 Target monster get placed in graveyard then returned to play for 2 mana of any colour | |
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The Eye Maximum Madness / Foil Grabbing Maniac
Posts : 1445 Join date : 2008-05-17 Age : 30 Location : Salami Producers Catering Association
| Subject: Re: Random Stuff 3 Wed Feb 11, 2009 4:19 am | |
| Invoke the Eyemeister 1 Instant Split Second Return target forum from a graveyard to play under your control. | |
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Akuri_Mitsu Santa's favourite recipient
Posts : 1012 Join date : 2008-05-19 Age : 30 Location : AT MY HOME :D:D:D
| Subject: Re: Random Stuff 3 Sun Feb 22, 2009 9:27 pm | |
| Annoyance Target person makes chris say when magic is on faster target CHRIS actually places it on DURING THE WEEK | |
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The Eye Maximum Madness / Foil Grabbing Maniac
Posts : 1445 Join date : 2008-05-17 Age : 30 Location : Salami Producers Catering Association
| Subject: Return of the Avatars Thu Feb 26, 2009 4:23 am | |
| Form of the Jonathan 3 Enchantment At the beginning of your upkeep, your life total becomes zero. You don't lose the game for having 0 or less life as long as you have no teammates. : Target player can't spell this turn. : Target player becomes your teammate. Counter target spell. "Hellp My!" - JonathanWizzard's Charm Instant Choose one - Wizzard's Charm deals 3 damage to target creature; or return target permanent to its owner's hand; or counter target spell with converted mana cost 3 or more. "Why would I play something that doesn't irritate everybody?" - William the WizzardAndy the Risen 3 Legendary Creature - Giant Dwarf 3/3 Whenever Andy the Risen deals damage, put a growth counter on it. Remove a growth counter from Andy the Risen: Andy the Risen gets +1/+1 until end of turn. "Who's Short Now?" - AndyKevin's Attendance Instant Remove target nonland permanent from the game if it is being played in one of Kevin's decks. "Where's K?"Harris the Hairy 5 6/6 Creature - Ape Warrior Harris the Hairy gets +1/+1 for each other Ape in play. When Harris the Hairy leaves play, put a 2/2 legendary Ape creature token into play called Lewis the Slightly Less Hairy with "Lewis the Slightly Less Hairy gets +1/+1 for each other Ape in play." "Hi." - Harris | |
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Zombie Hobo Zombie Hobo
Posts : 214 Join date : 2008-05-23 Age : 29
| Subject: Re: Random Stuff 3 Thu Feb 26, 2009 5:21 am | |
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Akuri_Mitsu Santa's favourite recipient
Posts : 1012 Join date : 2008-05-19 Age : 30 Location : AT MY HOME :D:D:D
| Subject: Re: Random Stuff 3 Thu Feb 26, 2009 8:00 am | |
| lol yah im taller than i used to be i liike jonnies and willys lol | |
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Rincewind Forum Wizzard
Posts : 994 Join date : 2008-05-16 Age : 32 Location : Unseen University, Ankh-Morpork
| Subject: Re: Random Stuff 3 Thu Feb 26, 2009 9:40 pm | |
| I'll find some pics for them | |
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Rincewind Forum Wizzard
Posts : 994 Join date : 2008-05-16 Age : 32 Location : Unseen University, Ankh-Morpork
| Subject: Re: Random Stuff 3 Thu Feb 26, 2009 10:15 pm | |
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The Eye Maximum Madness / Foil Grabbing Maniac
Posts : 1445 Join date : 2008-05-17 Age : 30 Location : Salami Producers Catering Association
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Rincewind Forum Wizzard
Posts : 994 Join date : 2008-05-16 Age : 32 Location : Unseen University, Ankh-Morpork
| Subject: Re: Random Stuff 3 Sat Feb 28, 2009 4:17 am | |
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Akuri_Mitsu Santa's favourite recipient
Posts : 1012 Join date : 2008-05-19 Age : 30 Location : AT MY HOME :D:D:D
| Subject: Re: Random Stuff 3 Sun Mar 01, 2009 7:38 am | |
| lol that rules i like iraq one | |
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