Jonathan the master of cards

this forum is a bit unorginised so I made this topic for my card ideas, Picts and peoples coments and sagestions relating to my or their cord ideas for the deck

It would be intersting to see a listing of that Fairy deck you beat me with on Saturday?

this is a card idea

Drakoothite

Cost One mana
cost colour Black
P/T 1/1

At the Beggining of your upkeep put a Bacteria counter on Drakuthite.
remove 5 Bacteria counters to put a 1/1 Black koothite into play with Bacterium 1.

this dack works similar to a thalid deck the Drakoothite being the equivilent of Thalid
and the leser Koothite the Saproling except with a nasty parasitic bite

the history would be that the thalids after entering the dead land (a misleadig name because the eart is exteamly firtile )the thalids had alot more resourses and energy available because of this they evolved bigger and badder and a branch of thalids became the Drakoothites.
A Drakoothite uses a sap like substance it produces to cultivate a bacteria inside it's self and adds a little growth hormone in the mix once the bacteria is big enough it shoots it at the nearist creature (sometimes uther Drakoothites or Koothites) using fuzy stick like sensors on its top (they have no eyes).

go to Random Ramblings OT from Rincewinds tokens to find what Bacterium does it's rather nasty.

sure

Don't post your deck! will just make an antideck!!!

I think it's way too overpowered.
A- it free kills anything over time
B- black is weaker than green colorwise eg. a 2-mana 2/2 will have an advantage if its green and a disadvantage if its black. Waiting two more turns doesn't balance it out. Exhibit A - Deathspore Thallid. Notice the two mana, and yet its effect is pimpsqueaks compared to yours?
C-The bad grammar mean weasly people such as myself might say "oh, so that's what it does. I thought that said you remove five Bacterium creatures you control from the game to make a squit! You cheated, you lose I win! Hah!"

On the other hand, it's just a card idea.

Sorry

You of all people should know that "anti-decks" aren't viable!!

First of all, when you first came up with this idea, you told me the creature type was bacterium. Second of all, it never actually said counters, I just provided an example of where sleezy wording gets you.

ok I'll redo the card, uh hum!

Drakoothite

one colourless one black
1/1

Pay one black put a Bacteria counter on Drakoothite.
remove five Bacteria counters from Drakoothite to put a 1/1 black Bacterium into play with Bacterium 1.

I appologise Max your right about the bacterium But I ran out of creature types
But:

Drakoothite = Thallid
Koothite to be crreature type = Fungus
Bacterium = Saproling

Another card:

Drakoothite Replica

6 mana artifact creature
0/3

Pay one colourless one B and one R put a Bacterium counter one Drakoothite Replica.
Remove 6 Bacterium Counters from Drakoothite replica to put a 2/2 Black and Red Bacterium with Bacterium 2 into play.

I don't think that Thallid was a creature type to begin with.

no it isn't or was but Drakoothite is not a creature type

All clear.

this thread is random as hell, but i really wanna make the deck now >

I just had this very refreshing bright idea!

I will make an anti-squirrell deck!!! Cool idea eh?!!

But I need some help. Can anyone tell me whether squirrell tokens go to the graveyard?
e.g. if I acquire control of a squirrell token (and also had the likes of Gravepact in play) and the squirrell died would it force all other plaayers to sack a creature or not?

Thanks!!

tokens hit the graveyard and bounce into non-existence, this is a rule known to most. but like all cards the token will hit it's OWNERS graveyard. making an anti squirrel deck is just sad, why don't u just make an anti green deck. and if your gonna pick on me by making anti decks then i might as well forget ever playing with you again.

so ur packing a tanti just cause chris is making an anti deck?
hell i felt proud wen he made and anti shiznit deck inspired by me
and i still beat it
y not just strive to beat it hmmm?

Umm Jonathan, he won't know when you play your Squirrel deck, so his plan won't work that well :p

Forget it, Johnathan. All of Chris's decks are sad to the extreme and built out of spite for something, be it life-gain, green, control, slivers, enchantments, other people's cards, fun, William etc. (just to name a few )

The real reason I asked the question is because I want to convert my useless GU thallid deck to GB and wanted to know if I sacked a fungus token whether it would force opponents to sack a creature with GravePact. I think answered this question correctly.

Thanks.

Dohyden wrote:

and if your gonna pick on me by making anti decks then i might as well forget ever playing with you again.

That's the bit I was referring to...

rarg, ANTI DECKS ARE SAD, MADE BY SAD Os, they don't work either! i know from experience when i made my one and only ever anti deck that never got played right. it's not so much that it might get played against my squirrels it's the fact that Chris is sad O enough to make an anti SQUIRREL deck, for @^&* sakes be useful and make an anti soldier deck, it's far more threatening than squirrels i mean come on. why even try and make an anti deck, why not try and build a proper deck, with it's own theme in which to beat your opponent under fair conditions, instead of having a deck deceitfully designed to counter a specific deck they play. winning isn't everything and i sure as hell know about that.

Jonathan, haven't you figured out by now that the name "Anti-Squirrel Deck" doesn't necessarily mean it will be any good vs Squirrels, or at all geared to kill them.

the name anti-squirrel means exactly what it says, that it is designed in some way or another to be ANTI squirrel. and i doubt Chris will make an anti squirrel squirrel deck

omg are you really makin a big deal out of this?
i dont think it needs swearing?
and btw chris im in stats and maxs posts look very stats like to me
and jono no crap anti decks dont work
so wtf u worried about

Here's some stats for y'all:

Probability of Squirrels deck being played: 50%, diminishing over time
Probability of Squirrels winning: 50%
Probability of adding entertainment value to the game: 99%

Probability of Chris playing a sad deck: 100%
Probability of anti-deck facing Squirrels: approx. 0.08%
Probability of winning: 0.03%
Probability of draining fun out of the game: 100%