There is nothing new under the sun but there are lots of old things we don't know.
- Ambrose Bierce
The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.
- Samuel Johnson
They misunderestimated me.
- George Bush
"But I also made it clear to [Russian President, Vladimir Putin] that it's important to think beyond the days of when we had the concept that if we blew each other up the world would be safe."
- George Bush
There is nobody so irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than we have.
- Don Herold
We were happily married for eight months.
Unfortunately, we were married for four and a half years.
- Nick Faldo
Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
-National Lampoon
"I want each and every American to know for certain that I'm responsible for the decisions I make, and each of you are as well."
- George Bush
"I heard somebody say, 'Where's (Nelson) Mandela?' Well, Mandela's dead. Because Saddam killed all the Mandelas."
- George Bush
Talent hits a target no one else can hit; Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer
You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.
- Dave Barry
Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.
- Laurence J. Peter
Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
- Thomas Jones